15 Things You Should Never Say To A Chihuahua

Chihuahuas are the small-but-mighty rulers of the dog kingdom. Chi personalities can be as big and warm as they come. Tiny and cute as they are, you don’t want to cross a chihuahua, lest you be on the receiving end of their adorable wrath. If you want to keep your face intact, here are 15 things you should never say to a chihuahua.

1. That bone is too big for you!
never say to a chihuahua
“I will have ALL the treat!”

2. Look out below!
never say to a chihuahua
“Why don’t you look out …above?”


3. Are you dogs or rats?

never say to a chihuahua
“……Lions.”

4. Where’s Stimpy?
never say to a chihuahua
“That’s so 1996.”


5. You’re too cute to be ferocious.

never say to a chihuahua
“Less talk. More treats.”

6. Aww, you think you’re a big dog.
never say to a chihuahua
“Ha! Big dogs wish they were me.”

7. I could just put you in my pocket.
never say to a chihuahua
“Try it. I dare you.”

8. I don’t like little yappy dogs.
never say to a chihuahua
“We don’t like you.”


9. Yo quiero Taco Bell.

never say to a chihuahua
“Yo quiero YO MAMA.”

10. You look like a squeak toy.
never say to a chihuahua
“I’ll squeak you…”

11. You’re just a fashion accessory.
never say to a chihuahua
“Darling, I AM fashion!”

12. You’re too high strung!
never say to a chihuahua
“You’re at a 10. I need you at a 4.”

13. You’re just a lap dog.
never say to a chihuahua
“I am an adventure dog!”

14. Cold enough for ya?
never say to a chihuahua
“Always. Always…”

15. You’re-
never say to a chihuahua
“No, YOU’RE weird!”

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