The Crotch Shot,The Reality Of Dogs Between Our Legs! LOL

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We have been there, You just made an amazing delicious sandwich, and are getting comfy to  enjoy a nice sandwich, when all of a sudden you look down to see:

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A POOCH IN YOUR POOCH.

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So what is it with dogs and our crouch?

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An epidemic of crotch cuddlers has invaded humankind.

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Maybe it is the warmth that radiates off of our most private places?

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This is a Bulldog… or should we say a “Ball-dog…”

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We’re sure many of you are familiar with this feeling… your bladder is telling you something but the dog in your lap is preventing you from making any moves.

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All dogs, big, tall or small dogs alike, rejoice in the discovery of the human loins.

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They believe that the crotch is greener on the other side.

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And honestly, we thought that a Brazilian would take care of this hair problem…

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Some dogs may have hidden agendas in selecting their place to lay. Watch that paw placement and those shifty eyes…

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“Easy with with those paws!”

 

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Other dogs enjoy the warm, squishy pillow that is the thigh of an owner who does not have a penchant for working out.

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Looks like this pup just took a nice big whiff in his spot of comfort… and maybe regretted that decision.

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“Please dog miss if you start chewing on your “CHEW” toy!, OACH…

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Regardless of the why’s behind their love for tight spaces hidden beneath those space tights…

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We know now we can always count on our dogs to be the forever guardians of our most prized privates!

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We know now we can always count on our dogs to be the forever guardians of our most prized privates!

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