Stoner Cat Finds A Pound Of Catnip, Now Has NO Idea What’s Going On

Man may never unlock all the secrets of the universe, but thanks to 16 ounces of organic catnip, one spaced-out mouser just might have. After buying his cat a pound of the feline-altering herb, a pet owner recently posted the kitty’s wide-eyed reaction online.


It’s not clear whether the pint-sized Scarface found his way into the stash by accident or design. The results, however, speak for themselves.


“Good kitty,” wrote Reddit user microbionic. “Don’t kill me.”

Fortunately, even a pound of dried catnip is safe for cats. “Catnip is completely nontoxic to cats,” writes Janet Tobiassen Crosby, a doctor of veterinary medicine, on “If a large quantity of fresh catnip is consumed, you may see some vomiting or diarrhea, but this is rare and self-limiting.”

Still, it’s probably a good idea to limit a cat’s intake, if only to keep them from turning to a life of crime.


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